This is called Ohio Valley pizza. The cheese is cold, the crust is hard and crunchy…
This is called Ohio Valley pizza. The cheese is cold, the crust is hard and crunchy…
by TheOneOcean
43 Comments
ACM_ONE
Nah
dustdevil1986
This is definitely a crime. I would probably still try it, but yes, I would definitely think “what the fuck is wrong with this person?” if someone offered this to me.
SilverMeTimbers69
This stuff is good. Different, yes. But don’t knock it til you try it. DiCarlo’s is the spot.
SuperRusso
That’s a cracker with cheese on it. That’s no pizza, and trying to pass it as such is a crime, matter how much you like it.
PerformanceCheap4074
Why cold toppings? If I wanted cold toppings, i would eat a frozen supermarket pizza…
It’s like suicide by cop… Why dirty others’ hands when you could do it yourself…
Most definitely Guilty!
Adam__B
It looks like a pizza Ohio would have. Guilty.
PNW_Forest
I’m sorry… but did Ohio take Lunchables and claim it as a regional style?
GUILTY. Sentence, no warm food for 10 years to life. Everything straight out of the fridge… uncooked…
WhenIWannabeME
Ohio always has been and always will be completely out of pocket. You absolutely need to have brew-throughs everywhere to be able to choke down lazy ass food like this.
Nerry19
I will say, an ex once made me try a toasted breakfast muffin with grated cheese at tomato in, the muffin was hot, but the cheese wasnt melted, just a bit warm. And I thought id hate it, but its amazing. I could see this tasting similar.
Not quite a pizza imo, but…bread is good, cheese- good , sauce-good….how bad can it be
kcarr1113
Not a hard pass unless the cheese is frozen.
Dangerous_Pension612
No mention of Betos in Pittsburgh? Same shit .
lumentec
Innocent. I love melted cheese but there is also a place for cold cheese – it preserves the flavor well. The only criminal use of cheese is when it is just barely warm.
sheezy520
Whoever came up with this concept was obviously unloved as a child
x2_ok
This is some medieval shit.
HungryMudkips
see the thing is, despite appearances its not actually that bad. theres just one GIANT problem, a normal pizza is better in every way. the only reason id eat this is if there was no normal pizza. it……doesnt justify its existence.
guilty. 1 million years dungeon.
foggybottom
This is basically adult lunchables lol
Equivalent_Move8267
A special panel of judges in Rome will decide the punishment for this crime.
GolfChefCoach
Listen, I like them all, I’m partial to Detroit style. But I love New York and Chicago and just about everything in between Even got my love for California. classic Napolitano is untouchable. This is a crime against humanity.
Infinite_Tiger_3341
I don’t think it’s gross, but I do think it’s fucking stupid
YippieKayYayMrFalcon
Just like a Lunchables pizza.
Guilty.
kalel1980
Maybe not a crime, but someone should get a slap across the face for that.
Melodic-Yoghurt7193
Lunchable (large)
Reverse_Flash_
They actually talked about cold pies on the pizza show. Apperntly they’re regional pizzas made in areas with high college populations. Made for drinks kids to eat and not burn the roofs of thier mouths and it caught on fire
wizzard419
Is it a hot pizza which they put more cheese on top?
I would say whatever the precedent for the cold cheese slice set would be the same. If none set then try them together.
MEMExplorer
MoreCowbellllll
*blank stare*
walterbsfo
I thought it was called a “Didn’t pay the electric bill pizza”
metroliker
Ohio not beating the allegations with this one
Soup_Sensitive
Jail.
CompetitiveRub9780
I don’t trust him… I do not think that’s good
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
Cold cheese on a hard pizza?
No thank you. Guilty.
LightWarrior_2000
Not sure if this is the same pizza, but I recall seeing on TV about some college town pizza where they cook it like a normal pizza and top with a little extra cold cheese shreds afterwards, said it helped protect burning the roof of the mouth and people liked it.
*shrug*
Confident-Tart-915
JorgAncrath2020
Vile
ALonelyWelcomeMat
To anyone wondering why, this is specifically designed to be this way.
“Ohio Valley-style pizza, originating from Steubenville, Ohio, is a unique pizza characterized by its square or rectangular shape, thick, fluffy crust, and a topping application method where cheese and other toppings are added cold after the pizza is baked.”
Still probably a crime, but its at least on purpose.
tee142002
Between this and skyline chili, I’m just going to assume any foods that originate in Ohio are garbage.
Classic-Exchange-511
It’s not good. I have a friend from Ohio that made me try it
that_one_nerd470
This is one of the few things I can say look scary but tastes fucking amazing. We don’t have any where I live but I used to go to West Virginia a lot and they have these style pizzas quite commonly and I made it a mission that every time I was there, I’d get a pizza like that. So, so damn good.
If this pizza is illegal, then I’m guilty.
(Ps. They generally look a lot better than the pic provided it looks like someone fucking threw the pie before opening it.)
Porkwarrior2
Ohio Pizza & Ohio All You Can Eat Sushi.
Yeah, shifty looking.
key1234567
This looks and sounds like a lunchable. Guilty!!!
Murphybestboy
We have a pizza place on Long island, NY that serves this. Always packed!
paulerxx
Giving me mega Lunchables vibes
Pugilist12
Eh, there’s a place near Pittsburgh called Police Station Pizza that does this and it’s *extremely* popular. I’ve had it. It was good. I don’t think I’d get it all the time but it definitely wasn’t a crime.
43 Comments
Nah
This is definitely a crime. I would probably still try it, but yes, I would definitely think “what the fuck is wrong with this person?” if someone offered this to me.
This stuff is good. Different, yes. But don’t knock it til you try it. DiCarlo’s is the spot.
That’s a cracker with cheese on it. That’s no pizza, and trying to pass it as such is a crime, matter how much you like it.
Why cold toppings? If I wanted cold toppings, i would eat a frozen supermarket pizza…
It’s like suicide by cop… Why dirty others’ hands when you could do it yourself…
Most definitely Guilty!
It looks like a pizza Ohio would have. Guilty.
I’m sorry… but did Ohio take Lunchables and claim it as a regional style?
GUILTY. Sentence, no warm food for 10 years to life. Everything straight out of the fridge… uncooked…
Ohio always has been and always will be completely out of pocket. You absolutely need to have brew-throughs everywhere to be able to choke down lazy ass food like this.
I will say, an ex once made me try a toasted breakfast muffin with grated cheese at tomato in, the muffin was hot, but the cheese wasnt melted, just a bit warm. And I thought id hate it, but its amazing. I could see this tasting similar.
Not quite a pizza imo, but…bread is good, cheese- good , sauce-good….how bad can it be
Not a hard pass unless the cheese is frozen.
No mention of Betos in Pittsburgh? Same shit .
Innocent. I love melted cheese but there is also a place for cold cheese – it preserves the flavor well. The only criminal use of cheese is when it is just barely warm.
Whoever came up with this concept was obviously unloved as a child
This is some medieval shit.
see the thing is, despite appearances its not actually that bad. theres just one GIANT problem, a normal pizza is better in every way. the only reason id eat this is if there was no normal pizza. it……doesnt justify its existence.
guilty. 1 million years dungeon.
This is basically adult lunchables lol
A special panel of judges in Rome will decide the punishment for this crime.
Listen, I like them all, I’m partial to Detroit style. But I love New York and Chicago and just about everything in between Even got my love for California. classic Napolitano is untouchable. This is a crime against humanity.
I don’t think it’s gross, but I do think it’s fucking stupid
Just like a Lunchables pizza.
Guilty.
Maybe not a crime, but someone should get a slap across the face for that.
Lunchable (large)
They actually talked about cold pies on the pizza show. Apperntly they’re regional pizzas made in areas with high college populations. Made for drinks kids to eat and not burn the roofs of thier mouths and it caught on fire
Is it a hot pizza which they put more cheese on top?
I would say whatever the precedent for the cold cheese slice set would be the same. If none set then try them together.
*blank stare*
I thought it was called a “Didn’t pay the electric bill pizza”
Ohio not beating the allegations with this one
Jail.
I don’t trust him… I do not think that’s good
Cold cheese on a hard pizza?
No thank you. Guilty.
Not sure if this is the same pizza, but I recall seeing on TV about some college town pizza where they cook it like a normal pizza and top with a little extra cold cheese shreds afterwards, said it helped protect burning the roof of the mouth and people liked it.
*shrug*
Vile
To anyone wondering why, this is specifically designed to be this way.
“Ohio Valley-style pizza, originating from Steubenville, Ohio, is a unique pizza characterized by its square or rectangular shape, thick, fluffy crust, and a topping application method where cheese and other toppings are added cold after the pizza is baked.”
Still probably a crime, but its at least on purpose.
Between this and skyline chili, I’m just going to assume any foods that originate in Ohio are garbage.
It’s not good. I have a friend from Ohio that made me try it
This is one of the few things I can say look scary but tastes fucking amazing. We don’t have any where I live but I used to go to West Virginia a lot and they have these style pizzas quite commonly and I made it a mission that every time I was there, I’d get a pizza like that. So, so damn good.
If this pizza is illegal, then I’m guilty.
(Ps. They generally look a lot better than the pic provided it looks like someone fucking threw the pie before opening it.)
Ohio Pizza & Ohio All You Can Eat Sushi.
Yeah, shifty looking.
This looks and sounds like a lunchable. Guilty!!!
We have a pizza place on Long island, NY that serves this. Always packed!
Giving me mega Lunchables vibes
Eh, there’s a place near Pittsburgh called Police Station Pizza that does this and it’s *extremely* popular. I’ve had it. It was good. I don’t think I’d get it all the time but it definitely wasn’t a crime.